5-Ashland Oredockers (If you've ever been to Ashland, you can't help but see the huge docks in the lake when you drive into town...so this is very fitting...)
4-International Falls "Broncos" (If my memory serves me right, the nickname is from the famous "Bronco" Nagurski who played football for I-Falls, then played for the University of Minnesota, then in the NFL. Pretty cool when a nickname for an entire school district is actually somebody's nickname!)
3-Cloquet "Lumberjacks" (Middle-schoolers may giggle when I remind them that it IS "Wood City USA" after all...so this makes perfect since. Still like to see them play hockey in flannel button-down shirts tho...)
2-Aitkin "Gobblers" (Not EXACTLY in our listening area, but pretty close...and a lot of our local teams play them every year. What a bunch of turkeys!)
1-Esko "Eskomos" (I may be a TAD bit biased on this one!! Go Blue & Gold!!!)
Remember back when a "cougar" was just an animal, and NOT a 42-year-old woman with fake breasts and a rose tattoo on her upper inner thigh? Well, that era is OVER.
--In Utah, a school board REJECTED a high school's attempt to change its mascot to the cougar . . . because they felt the term was associated with randy middle-aged women more than animal itself.
--The students at Draper Corner Canyon High in Utah voted to become the Cougars. They say it's because Brigham Young University has the cougar as its mascot, and a huge majority of the students are Mormons and BYU fans.
--But the Canyons School Board cited the latest edition of Webster's Dictionary. They now have the second definition of "cougar" listed as, quote, "a middle-aged woman seeking a romantic relationship with a younger man."
--Yep, that meaning for cougar is SO prominent now that it's made its way into Webster's. And that was enough for the school board to reject it.
--The high school will go with the runner-up name choice . . . the Chargers.